What did the constipated racing driver say to the doctor/nurse?

Originally posted on Craig's List of Writings:
http://www.thedriverthenurseandthewriter.wordpress.com https://thedriverthenurseandthewriterdotcom.wordpress.com/2020/04/04/what-did-the-constipated-racing-driver-say-to-the-doctor-nurse/ and http://www.craigsbooks.wordpress.com Originally posted on THE DRIVER, THE NURSE AND THE WRITER: meant to… Continue reading What did the constipated racing driver say to the doctor/nurse?

Monty Python: Confuse a cat

https://www.google.co.nz/search?sxsrf=ALeKk02xL_OGMkBR8f2EgelY18GfhLSREQ%3A1587582211887&ei=A5WgXpraNYKHyAO3_7uwCw&q=monty+python+confuse+a+cat&oq=monty+python+confuse+a+cat&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzICCAAyAggAMgIIADIGCAAQCBAeMgQIABAeMgQIABAeMgQIABAeOgQIABBHOgQIABANOgYIABANEB46CAgAEAgQDRAeOgYIABAWEB5Q8osMWLqIDWDajw1oAHACeACAAbUCiAHgG5IBCDAuMy4xMi4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwja56nO3PzoAhWCA3IKHbf_DrYQ4dUDCAw&uact=5 “Dat poor puddy tat!” Psss “I can’t do much about all the suffering in the world, but all I … Continue reading Monty Python: Confuse a cat

Monty Python: A Man with Three Buttocks

pic (not your nose, please) from https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2020/04/17/never-ever-give-up-4/ + from my “filing system” at https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=monty+python+man+with+three+buttocks + https://www.google.com/search?q=monty+python+man+with+three+buttocks&client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=ALeKk00x3Mq5VvLFIFFu0VcT87c47qy_jQ:1587172056647&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU54jV5PDoAhXWxzgGHdWBBFYQ_AUoAnoECBUQBA&biw=1280&bih=696 Appeals to my “crazy/wacked/warped” … Continue reading Monty Python: A Man with Three Buttocks